Last night I was grocery shopping and I picked up Cottonelle TP and Viva PT , which I don't need yet. But, I know there will be supply issues- so in light of last year, I'm thinking ahead.

It added $30 to my bill, because I like The Good Stuff. Last year during the hoarding, the cheapie, scratch-yo-ass-up Toilet Paper flew off the shelves. My super-fluffy pricy brand was the last to go.

I believe in exfoliating, but only around the orifices ABOVE my neck. NOT the ones below it!

It has been a long road.

5 years ago, I set a goal: get a software development job before I turn 30.

I’m 29. My goal has been reached, and I’m about to embark on a new chapter in my life.

God bless ‘Merica.

The best is yet to come.


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-when Jerry Nadler trusts a fart and waddles sideways with baby steps while shit is running into his shoes

But the most fun NEWS are Durham indictments.


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There’s a bunch of fake news, not all of it is fake. Some of it is fun:
-when Biden makes up words (trunalimunumaprzure)
-when Biden trips going up steps
-when Maxine Waters tweets that her Twitter is hacked
-when Biden trips twice going up steps
-when Psaki says illegal aliens on the southern boarder don’t plan on staying long
-when Biden trips 3 times going up steps

I’m most honored that “Phil the classy” favorited my toot about poop.

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Saul probably hits every Walgreens and pharmacy in town to load up on multiple flu shots every year. Probably working on his 19th COVID booster. He sure loves being jabbed. Enjoys being penetrated by a little prick and having a load dumped inside him.

Just saying. He's such a ridiculous person.

5) You may need to be a part of distributing info that can't go through Google or Amazon.


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You know you're an idiot if...
You believe the Dem's aren't corrupt!


Amy Tarkanian on Twitter:

"Pope Francis just closed the doors to the Vatican for those who without the vaccine passport.

I remember in the Bible when Jesus turned away the people who didn’t have a leprosy vaccine…

Oh wait."

She gave me a couple websites that I won't be looking at. I just wanted to be heard. She sounded frustrated like she's been answering the same question all day. I could hear her little pencil was tapping away in the background while she was quietly thinking how to respond. 😁

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Has the audit report been delivered yet?

Didn't think so

I tooted about how the hotel I stayed at in Clovis, NM turned my number in to the state and I received an alert to be notified of exposure to Covid.

Just received this in California. Same hotel chain.

Did not receive one when I stayed at a different brand in Needles California.

A letter will be sent and mentioned in a few reviews.

Fake polls are just running cover for the cheating Democrats have planned for Newsome recall.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.


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