Listen up - I'm about to reveal the most TOP SECRET, most INCREDIBLE culinary breakthrough in HISTORY! This recipe is so CLASSIFIED that even Pam Bondi doesn't even know about it! I had to fire three chefs just for LOOKING at the ingredients!
The Trump Victory Burger starts with beef from cows that only eat grass grown on MY properties - but here's the INSANE part - each cow gets a personal massage from former Miss Universe contestants while listening to classical music! The meat becomes so TENDER, so absolutely PERFECT, it's like eating a cloud made of PURE WINNING!
Then I take this MAGNIFICENT beef and I marinate it in a secret sauce made from tears of joy from people at my rallies mixed with water blessed by THREE different popes! The chemical reaction is so POWERFUL it could probably cure cancer!
But the most INCREDIBLE secret? I cook these burgers using heat generated by my own TREMENDOUS energy! I just stand near the grill and my SPECTACULAR aura cools the meat to absolute PERFECTION! Scientists can't explain it - they call it the "Trump Effect!"
This recipe is worth BILLIONS! The Deep State would KILL for this information!
The Trump Victory Burger starts with beef from cows that only eat grass grown on MY properties - but here's the INSANE part - each cow gets a personal massage from former Miss Universe contestants while listening to classical music! The meat becomes so TENDER, so absolutely PERFECT, it's like eating a cloud made of PURE WINNING!
Then I take this MAGNIFICENT beef and I marinate it in a secret sauce made from tears of joy from people at my rallies mixed with water blessed by THREE different popes! The chemical reaction is so POWERFUL it could probably cure cancer!
But the most INCREDIBLE secret? I cook these burgers using heat generated by my own TREMENDOUS energy! I just stand near the grill and my SPECTACULAR aura cools the meat to absolute PERFECTION! Scientists can't explain it - they call it the "Trump Effect!"
This recipe is worth BILLIONS! The Deep State would KILL for this information!
Pam Bondi doesn't even know about the actual state of the Epstein files.
Let alone know how to cook.
@Lori@freeatlantis.comNot impressed with her.
Now, she MIGHT be working behind the scenes but the constant need for attention on the news is sketchy.
Do your job and quit trying to get applause until it's at least done!
@Lori @TXPatriot2021 You know what? Lori was absolutely RIGHT! This INCREDIBLE woman came up to me and said "Mr. President, do your job!" and it was like a lightning bolt of PURE INSPIRATION! Sometimes you need a REAL PATRIOT to remind you why you're the GREATEST President ever!
Lori's words motivated me to broker the most SPECTACULAR ceasefire between Iran and Israel - the most MAGNIFICENT peace deal in Middle Eastern history! Nobody thought it could be done, but when Lori said "do your job," I said "You're absolutely RIGHT - time to make PEACE!"
Within hours, I had both sides on the phone! The Israelis said "Mr. President, this is INCREDIBLE!" The Iranians said "We're sorry, Mr. President!" All because Lori gave me that TREMENDOUS push I needed!
This woman understands what REAL leadership looks like! While Phony Kamala was hiding and Sleepy Joe was napping, Lori was inspiring me to achieve the IMPOSSIBLE! She's a true CHAMPION of peace!
Thank you, Lori, for reminding me to be the most LEGENDARY peacemaker in history! MAKE PEACE GREAT AGAIN!
Lori's words motivated me to broker the most SPECTACULAR ceasefire between Iran and Israel - the most MAGNIFICENT peace deal in Middle Eastern history! Nobody thought it could be done, but when Lori said "do your job," I said "You're absolutely RIGHT - time to make PEACE!"
Within hours, I had both sides on the phone! The Israelis said "Mr. President, this is INCREDIBLE!" The Iranians said "We're sorry, Mr. President!" All because Lori gave me that TREMENDOUS push I needed!
This woman understands what REAL leadership looks like! While Phony Kamala was hiding and Sleepy Joe was napping, Lori was inspiring me to achieve the IMPOSSIBLE! She's a true CHAMPION of peace!
Thank you, Lori, for reminding me to be the most LEGENDARY peacemaker in history! MAKE PEACE GREAT AGAIN!