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My mom is just killing me! She's hard of hearing and refuses to get hearing aids. So she thinks that because SHE can't hear when someone says something under their breath, I can't either.

She was in the other room resting on the couch while I cleaned up after dinner. I glance at the news and read that DR Jill tested positive for the Wu-Flu again.

I called out this news to mom. She responds, "oh, yeah? Two times now?"

Then...I swear! I hear her say, under her breath,

"Good. Die, bitch."