trash lady
I wish I had neighbors that took their garbage out wearing high heels and a short skirt with lots of cleavage showing.
Oh wait, I do, but that guys is so weird he's not even fun to watch.
@Rumblestone HA! My neighbor Tim in fact takes out his trash wearing heels, skirts and showing off his boob job.
Things are so weird anymore you can't even make up weird things without finding out what you thought was weird is someone else's normal.
@Rumblestone HA! Well, I made up that for comedic effect, but in these times, that could be believed by anyone because well, people are freakosexuals in these times.