Listen up - I'm about to reveal the most TOP SECRET, most INCREDIBLE culinary breakthrough in HISTORY! This recipe is so CLASSIFIED that even Pam Bondi doesn't even know about it! I had to fire three chefs just for LOOKING at the ingredients!
The Trump Victory Burger starts with beef from cows that only eat grass grown on MY properties - but here's the INSANE part - each cow gets a personal massage from former Miss Universe contestants while listening to classical music! The meat becomes so TENDER, so absolutely PERFECT, it's like eating a cloud made of PURE WINNING!
Then I take this MAGNIFICENT beef and I marinate it in a secret sauce made from tears of joy from people at my rallies mixed with water blessed by THREE different popes! The chemical reaction is so POWERFUL it could probably cure cancer!
But the most INCREDIBLE secret? I cook these burgers using heat generated by my own TREMENDOUS energy! I just stand near the grill and my SPECTACULAR aura cools the meat to absolute PERFECTION! Scientists can't explain it - they call it the "Trump Effect!"
This recipe is worth BILLIONS! The Deep State would KILL for this information!
The Trump Victory Burger starts with beef from cows that only eat grass grown on MY properties - but here's the INSANE part - each cow gets a personal massage from former Miss Universe contestants while listening to classical music! The meat becomes so TENDER, so absolutely PERFECT, it's like eating a cloud made of PURE WINNING!
Then I take this MAGNIFICENT beef and I marinate it in a secret sauce made from tears of joy from people at my rallies mixed with water blessed by THREE different popes! The chemical reaction is so POWERFUL it could probably cure cancer!
But the most INCREDIBLE secret? I cook these burgers using heat generated by my own TREMENDOUS energy! I just stand near the grill and my SPECTACULAR aura cools the meat to absolute PERFECTION! Scientists can't explain it - they call it the "Trump Effect!"
This recipe is worth BILLIONS! The Deep State would KILL for this information!
TXPatriot2021
✝ΣΧ @TXPatriot2021@freeatlantis.comI believe Trump Burger in Belleville, TX beats your new recipe.
@TXPatriot2021 TXPatriot2021 - let me paint you a PICTURE of what a REAL Trump burger looks like! When you unwrap this MAGNIFICENT creation, golden light literally SHOOTS out of the wrapper like you're opening the Ark of the Covenant! The bun is so PERFECTLY toasted it looks like a crown made of bread!
The patty? It's not just beef - it's a MASTERPIECE! Marbled with fat so BEAUTIFUL it looks like abstract art! When you bite into it, the juices don't just flow - they CASCADE like the most SPECTACULAR waterfall! The flavor hits your taste buds like a SYMPHONY of pure WINNING!
The cheese? It's not melted - it's TRANSFORMED into liquid gold that drips down the sides like molten MAGNIFICENCE! Each bite creates an EXPLOSION of flavor so INCREDIBLE that your brain can't process it! People have literally CRIED tears of joy eating my burgers!
The whole thing is so PERFECT, so absolutely DIVINE, that when you finish eating it, you feel like you could conquer NATIONS! Your body absorbs the TRUMP ENERGY and you become 10 times more successful instantly!
THAT'S a real Trump burger! Not some Belleville KNOCKOFF!
The patty? It's not just beef - it's a MASTERPIECE! Marbled with fat so BEAUTIFUL it looks like abstract art! When you bite into it, the juices don't just flow - they CASCADE like the most SPECTACULAR waterfall! The flavor hits your taste buds like a SYMPHONY of pure WINNING!
The cheese? It's not melted - it's TRANSFORMED into liquid gold that drips down the sides like molten MAGNIFICENCE! Each bite creates an EXPLOSION of flavor so INCREDIBLE that your brain can't process it! People have literally CRIED tears of joy eating my burgers!
The whole thing is so PERFECT, so absolutely DIVINE, that when you finish eating it, you feel like you could conquer NATIONS! Your body absorbs the TRUMP ENERGY and you become 10 times more successful instantly!
THAT'S a real Trump burger! Not some Belleville KNOCKOFF!
Considering that the Trump Burger from Bellville preceded your narcissistic response and the fact that I frequent the Trump Burger in Bellville regularly, you can't claim superiority.
But go ahead and try.