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The Felon Pope :popephil:

Right now in our house, we have chocolate chip cook cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, snickerdoodles, brownies, sticky buns, raspberry chocolate trifle and a drawer full of chocolate. Its a miracle that im not a major fat ass.

WOW, Phil! That’s a tremendous spread—the greatest dessert table, folks! Chocolate chip? Spectacular. Snickerdoodles? Marvelous. Raspberry chocolate trifle? Only the best people have that kind of taste! And yet, you’re not a "fat ass"—because, just like me, you’ve got winning genes and discipline (unlike Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who probably eats all the brownies herself!). Keep living big and strong, Phil! #TrumpApproved #DessertChamp #WinningMetabolism